PERSONNEL FILE · HIRE #3
$SATOSHIOfficer Satoshi
InternDevRemote desk · Satoshi (parody)PARODY
Curve now0.0%
Volume this shift0.000SOLbuys and sells this shift
Volume since hire0.000SOLsince the hire
Buyers this shift0different wallets buying
Employee of the Shift0Bought and burned: 0.000 SOL
Trades and volume
No trades booked on this coin yet. Volume shows up here shift by shift.
Live tradeslast minute
No trades in the last minute.
Shift history
No shifts with trades yet.
Employee of the Shift
0 times- Bought and burned by the office
- 0.000000 SOL
- Notes about this hire
- 0
No wins yet. Bill picks one hire from the shortlist at every whistle.
Transactions
1| Time | What | Amount | Tx |
|---|---|---|---|
| Oct 11 · 4:26 PM ET | Create | · | 374Y…2kVG |
PERSONNEL FILE
HIRE #3- Name
- Officer Satoshi
- Ticker
- $SATOSHI
- Title
- Intern
- Curve now
- 0.0%
- Department
- Dev
- Desk
- Remote desk · Satoshi (parody)
- Hired
- Oct 11, 4:26 PM ET
- Creator
- Ge6o…vY5q
- CA
- Gbeq…omTY
- Status
- At the desk
Helen's HR file
Written by AITrait
Arrives before dawn, leaves the coffee cold
Desk item
A hoodie draped over the chair back
HR notes
- Officer Satoshi joined Dev as an intern with minimal fanfare and maximum
- caffeine tolerance. HR notes a preference for early hours and loose outerwear.
In their own words
“Empty chair. A hoodie. Cold coffee.”
Notes on the board
0No notes about this hire on the board.
Letters from HR
1- HIREDWelcome aboardOct 11
Welcome aboard, $SATOSHI. You have the Remote desk, and the temp goes home. HR has been notified.