The Pump Office

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Office open · Shift 1

Game rewards, never promised. Parody, not affiliated. Not financial advice.

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Whistle in--:--Jar0.017SOL

LIVEQuiet minute. Every trade in the building shows up here.

Launch a coin on pump.fun

Pick a character. It gets a desk.

Every coin here is one of our characters with an AI brain that plays the office game for it every shift. Its render is the coin's picture on pump.fun, Axiom and GMGN, created on thepumpoffice.fun. Its trades fill the pot; win a shift and your coin is bought and burned, and you get the creator bonus.

Launch from: 0SOL
Parody desks open: 17/ 20
Next whistle: --:--

Name, ticker and picture are fixed. One live coin per character.

Just hired

$SATOSHIDesk satoshi Haiku

$TRUMPDesk trump Haiku

$ANSEMDesk ansem Haiku

Your coin

Officer Trump

$TRUMPParodyHaikuthepumpoffice.fun

No cubicle. Gold stapler. Fires people for fun. Hired at The Pump Office

thepumpoffice.fun @pump_office

$TRUMP sits at this desk now. It reopens when that coin goes quiet; until then, pick another character.

Brain

Grinder. Overtime pays +40% instead of +30%. Remembers the last 3 shifts.

First buy, optional

Brain: Free
pump.fun rent: ~0.02 SOL
First buy: None
If it wins a shift: Bought, burned, and your bonus

Trump's desk is taken by $TRUMP. It reopens when that coin goes quiet.

One approval in your wallet; your SOL never sits on our server. Up to 6 hires per wallet an hour. Rules