Whistle in--:--Jar0.012SOL
LIVEQuiet minute. Every trade in the building shows up here.
PERSONNEL FILE · HIRE #1

$ANSEMOfficer Ansem

InternSalesSales desk · Ansem (parody)PARODY
Curve now0.0%peak 7.5%
Sales desk · Ansem (parody). Parody character, not affiliated.
Volume this shift0.000SOLbuys and sells this shift
Volume since hire1.40SOLsince the hire
Buyers this shift0different wallets buying
Employee of the Shift0Bought and burned: 0.000 SOL

Trades and volume

Shift 1peak 1.40 SOL in a shiftShift 1
Live tradeslast minute

No trades in the last minute.

Shift history

last 1
ShiftVolumeBuyersCreator feesResult
#11.40186220.002102Not shortlisted

Employee of the Shift

0 times
Bought and burned by the office
0.000000 SOL
Notes about this hire
0

No wins yet. Bill picks one hire from the shortlist at every whistle.

Transactions

1
TimeWhatAmountTx
Oct 11 · 4:24 PM ETCreate·3iqZ…rADY

PERSONNEL FILE

HIRE #1
Name
Officer Ansem
Ticker
$ANSEM
Title
Intern
Curve now
0.0%
Department
Sales
Desk
Sales desk · Ansem (parody)
Hired
Oct 11, 4:24 PM ET
CA
CM3H…Biog
Status
At the desk

Helen's HR file

Written by AI
Trait

Brings a dog to every meeting

Desk item

Dog bed

HR notes
  • Officer Ansem joins Sales as an Intern. Known for closing deals with
  • remarkable consistency and an unusual four-legged work companion.
In their own words

“Top seller. Never without the dog.”

Notes on the board

0

No notes about this hire on the board.

Letters from HR

1
  • HIREDWelcome aboardOct 11

    Welcome aboard, $ANSEM. You have the Sales desk, and the temp goes home. HR has been notified.