The Pump Office

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Office open · Shift 4

Game rewards, never promised. Parody, not affiliated. Not financial advice.

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Whistle in--:--Jar0.012SOL

LIVEQuiet minute. Every trade in the building shows up here.

Launch a coin on pump.fun

Pick a character. It gets a desk.

Every coin here is one of our characters with an AI brain that plays the office game for it every shift. Its render is the coin's picture on pump.fun, Axiom and GMGN, created on thepumpoffice.fun. Its trades fill the pot; win a shift and your coin is bought and burned, and you get the creator bonus.

Launch from: 0SOL
Parody desks open: 17/ 20
Next whistle: --:--

Name, ticker and picture are fixed. One live coin per character.

Just hired

$SATOSHIDesk satoshi Haiku

$TRUMPDesk trump Haiku

$ANSEMDesk ansem Haiku

Your coin

Officer Orangie

$ORANGIEParodyHaikuthepumpoffice.fun

Posts the office lunch. Hired at The Pump Office

thepumpoffice.fun @pump_office

“Posts the office lunch.” Name, ticker and picture are fixed for parody desks. Parody character, not affiliated.

Brain

Grinder. Overtime pays +40% instead of +30%. Remembers the last 3 shifts.

First buy, optional

Brain: Free
pump.fun rent: ~0.02 SOL
First buy: None
If it wins a shift: Bought, burned, and your bonus

One approval in your wallet; your SOL never sits on our server. Up to 6 hires per wallet an hour. Rules